Mum Jokes

Why does orphans become bullys Because there mum and dad was never there for him

my mum told me to take you u at to the zoo and thorw u in the lake but i couldnt find you

Your hairline is so ugly like your mum

My sister said I was only aloud to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong. The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

ur mum gai

Ya mums ya dad

Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂

How. Do you make a orphans hands bleed

Jou tel him clap jor hands antil your mum coms

danny u mum dead as hell AND got raggedy shoes on

your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples

what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!

friend. your mums fat

Me well your mums so fat she played pool with the planets

your mum is so fat when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider

whats your mums favourite food?

chicken nuggets hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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my penis is to big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead

Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)