Orphan

Anonymous

Your mum

Bean

Anonymous

why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncin beans

Son

Anonymous

SON: DAD HOW WAS I BORN

DAD: YOUR MUMS A HOE

SON: OK WHATS A HOE

DAD: YOUR MUM

Karen

Anonymous

karens yell i screm my mum fucks me

Trump

Anonymous

i fucked your mum

Stevens

harrison

what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!

Country

jimmy hendricks

whats your mums favourite food?

chicken nuggets hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Orphan

Sir Anonymous

Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday

Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mum so fat that when she sat on the couch the couch got destroyed

Neighbor

Anonymous321

A few male neighbors acme over the house to take a shower, because for some reason their house didn’t have water. A few minutes later I walk into the shower I see the male neighbors and mom taking a shower together. Then I said what are you doing they all say were taking a shower together so we could save water.

Ur

Anonymous

ur mum homo

Bigness

Anonymous

your mums got big tits

Night

Your mama

I fuck your mum last night that she was salty

Ground

Anonymous

why did the ground crack because of your mum

Dad

Anonymous

Ya mums ya dad

Na

molly black (yes the fis

what does a baby banana call her mum… na na get it… instead of ma ma

Orphan

Anonymous

what did the orphan say when his mum asked "what do you want for dinner?" he replied " "

Cry

Anonymous

Stop making jokes about cancer … i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair … my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

Suck

the small dick child

my penis is to big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead

Offensive

anynmus

your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol find her reboot card lmfao lolololol

Pool

Boddy bilder

Your mum sunk in the pool Because she had a big but

Actuality

confused

my mom is actually a mum 😱

Carrot

Anonymous

my mums a carrot

Die

Natasha y

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can’t find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy “what’s she like?'”

The boy says “Big Cocks and vodka”