why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncin beans
SON: DAD HOW WAS I BORN
DAD: YOUR MUMS A HOE
SON: OK WHATS A HOE
DAD: YOUR MUM
karens yell i screm my mum fucks me
i fucked your mum
what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!
whats your mums favourite food?
chicken nuggets hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them
Yo mum so fat that when she sat on the couch the couch got destroyed
A few male neighbors acme over the house to take a shower, because for some reason their house didn’t have water. A few minutes later I walk into the shower I see the male neighbors and mom taking a shower together. Then I said what are you doing they all say were taking a shower together so we could save water.
ur mum homo
your mums got big tits
I fuck your mum last night that she was salty
why did the ground crack because of your mum
Ya mums ya dad
what does a baby banana call her mum… na na get it… instead of ma ma
what did the orphan say when his mum asked "what do you want for dinner?" he replied " "
Stop making jokes about cancer … i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair … my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
my penis is to big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead
your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol find her reboot card lmfao lolololol
Your mum sunk in the pool Because she had a big but
my mom is actually a mum 😱
my mums a carrot
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can’t find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy “what’s she like?'”
The boy says “Big Cocks and vodka”