I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
What is a queef? Something ur mum did in bed last night 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
If someone is mean to an orphan just say I will call ur mum and make them cry even more
What did the orphans mum say before she abandoned her child? OH it’s a b#tch
why does my mum eat carrots?
I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan Your nans a gilf
When a man sleeps with a lot of women he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What is the definition of clapped? Ur mum when i am in her bed
I told me Mum will u remember me in 6 mins 6 hours 6 years she said ye nock nock I said my mum who’s there u didn’t remember me
I was absolutely fuming when i found out my mate was rifling through my mums knicker draw
No one goes in there without my permission
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why did my dad leave me and my mum?
i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees
The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor