Your mum

why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncin beans

SON: DAD HOW WAS I BORN

DAD: YOUR MUMS A HOE

SON: OK WHATS A HOE

DAD: YOUR MUM

karens yell i screm my mum fucks me

i fucked your mum

what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!

whats your mums favourite food?

chicken nuggets hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday

Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them

Yo mum so fat that when she sat on the couch the couch got destroyed

A few male neighbors acme over the house to take a shower, because for some reason their house didn’t have water. A few minutes later I walk into the shower I see the male neighbors and mom taking a shower together. Then I said what are you doing they all say were taking a shower together so we could save water.

ur mum homo

your mums got big tits

I fuck your mum last night that she was salty

why did the ground crack because of your mum

Ya mums ya dad

what does a baby banana call her mum… na na get it… instead of ma ma

what did the orphan say when his mum asked "what do you want for dinner?" he replied " "

Stop making jokes about cancer … i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair … my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

my penis is to big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead

your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol find her reboot card lmfao lolololol

Your mum sunk in the pool Because she had a big but

my mom is actually a mum 😱

my mums a carrot

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can’t find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy “what’s she like?'”

The boy says “Big Cocks and vodka”