Fat

Bumhole

My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow

Puns

Anonymous

ur mum geiy 69 dinner42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch

Son

busboy321

My new step father told me that I’m his new son. so I say ok. My step father step father said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said yeah like what ? My step father said well you came out of your mother’s pussy, I eat your mother’s pussy. You use suck on your mother’s tits, now I suck on your mother’s tits. Your mother use to smack you in the ass when you act up, now I smack your mom in the as now. Your mother call me daddy, now I am your new daddy.

Legs

Anonymous

Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid “OK THANK YOU”. (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben “im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!”

Fat

YeetusMyBaby

Your mum so fat she’s diabetic… LOL

Nut

Sugon

Rhydon- son Rhydon?- mum RHYDON DEEZ NUTS- son Jeez ur like ur father in bed- mum XD

Man

Anonymous

Ur mum smells like shit ye so she sucks a man off and washenmasheen yo don’t at me yeh u chiken breath

Fat

Anonymous

whys hughs mum so fucking fat cause she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6789.

Skeleton

MR MOM

WHY DIDNT THE BITCH ASS SKELETON FLY

CAUSE ME MUM FLEW ALL THE WAY AND TREVOR IS A BOOFAHEAD

Sleep

Anonymous

why does adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed

Shower

Anonymous321

A few male neighbors acme over the house to take a shower, because for some reason their house didn’t have water. A few minutes later I walk into the shower I see the male neighbors and mom taking a shower together. Then I said what are you doing they all say were taking a shower together so we could save water.

Fat

Anonymous boyyyy

friend. your mums fat

Me well your mums so fat she played pool with the planets

Mum

Anonymous

Carys’s mum has chemo

Trump

Anonymous

i fucked your mum

Bigness

Anonymous

your mums got big tits

Stevens

harrison

what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!

Orphan

Sir Anonymous

Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday

Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them

Country

jimmy hendricks

whats your mums favourite food?

chicken nuggets hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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