your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
Whats the difference between your mum and the twin towers i would smash the twin towers
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
Your mum gay her name is Rachel
What does the M and D in orphan stand for? Mum and Dad
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
your mums so fat when she stands on the scale it says to be continued
You are so ugly when ur mum dropped u off at school she got fined of littering
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
I look at a orphanage then hug my mum he just look and crude because he couldn’t find his mum
your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
