Mum Jokes

I rang my boss and said I’m really sick I won’t be coming into work, my boss said Davo your sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now? I replied well I’m in bed with my sister!

Whats the difference between your mum and the twin towers i would smash the twin towers

your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!

My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night

SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...

Amelia is hotter then my mum 696969696

what do me and a blind person have in commen after i look at Alfie's mum were both blind

Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.

I look at a orphanage then hug my mum he just look and crude because he couldn’t find his mum