My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow

ur mum geiy 69 dinner42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch

My new step father told me that I’m his new son. so I say ok. My step father step father said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said yeah like what ? My step father said well you came out of your mother’s pussy, I eat your mother’s pussy. You use suck on your mother’s tits, now I suck on your mother’s tits. Your mother use to smack you in the ass when you act up, now I smack your mom in the as now. Your mother call me daddy, now I am your new daddy.

Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid “OK THANK YOU”. (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben “im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!”

Ur mum

Your mum so fat she’s diabetic… LOL

Rhydon- son Rhydon?- mum RHYDON DEEZ NUTS- son Jeez ur like ur father in bed- mum XD

Ur mum smells like shit ye so she sucks a man off and washenmasheen yo don’t at me yeh u chiken breath

whys hughs mum so fucking fat cause she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6789.

WHY DIDNT THE BITCH ASS SKELETON FLY

CAUSE ME MUM FLEW ALL THE WAY AND TREVOR IS A BOOFAHEAD

why does adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed

A few male neighbors acme over the house to take a shower, because for some reason their house didn’t have water. A few minutes later I walk into the shower I see the male neighbors and mom taking a shower together. Then I said what are you doing they all say were taking a shower together so we could save water.

ur mum gai

friend. your mums fat

Me well your mums so fat she played pool with the planets

Carys’s mum has chemo

i fucked your mum

your mums got big tits

what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!

Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday

Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them

whats your mums favourite food?

chicken nuggets hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA