Dunkin' Donuts jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

Then the antidote becomes the most important.

Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?

Because daddy never came back home with the milk.

In honor of Diddy:

The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!

I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.