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Your mum is so fat when the doctors did her x-ray the doctor said to her "i want your x-ray not an eliphants x-ray"

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

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your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.