I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
ur mum gai
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Your mum's got big tits.
Ya mums, ya dad.
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
What's the difference between my mum and my dad?
My mum stayed.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
