Mum jokes
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Mum is the best!
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Ur mum homo.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your mum's got big tits.
Ur mum gay.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Ya mums, ya dad.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!