Your mum... payed other people.. to take YOU!!!!
your mum has very small balls. congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's
Ur mum -oh wait,you don’t have that
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum Your anus looks like my mums bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo. I also just wanted to add that a goonies anus looks like my nans mouth
your mum is so fat when she slept on the bed the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinasour.
beans your mum is fat
Your mum's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck going down
the golden state, more like your mums state...
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
I look at a orphanage then hug my mum he just look and crude because he couldn’t find his mum
Your mum is so fat when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid by the time I had finished ✅ I had ran out of gas
African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣
your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home
your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
“Daddy, what are those 2 things on mum’s chest?”. Asked Tom “Those are just....balloons”.said dad (Later) “Dad! I think mum’s dying!”said Tom. “Why?” Asked dad. “Because uncles blowing her balloons and she said “oh god im cumming!”
your mum has balls
Your mum is a baby huh not little baby
when god said let there be light he saw ur mum and said let there be dark
