Mum jokes
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"