your mums got big tits
you're are mum
Yo mum so fat that when she sat on the couch the couch got destroyed
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada? Dad: Because you were made there. Mum: We haven't been to Canada Dad: Hol' up a minute
daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN
Your mums so fat that when she goes to KFC they run out of stock of chicken 😂
My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow
My new step father told me that I'm his new son. so I say ok. My step father step father said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said yeah like what ? My step father said well you came out of your mother's pussy, I eat your mother's pussy. You use suck on your mother's tits, now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother use to smack you in the ass when you act up, now I smack your mom in the as now. Your mother call me daddy, now I am your new daddy.
Carys’s mum has chemo
yo mama so fAt that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favourite show.
your mum is so fat when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider
your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny..... fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
whats your mums favourite food?
chicken nuggets hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
