Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are Purple, not fucking blue.
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
I've always been suicidal ,some might say why haven't I actually done the act ,I'll just say well I hate myself to much so I though I stay around for the punishment of staying alive
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
life would be so much easier if grass was emo
because it would cut itself
You walk into a mcdonalds and you ask for some extra mayo and they put to much on there. I say I didn't order a Mc cumshot
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have A. A butt load
Why is Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Why did Mary have a little lamb 🐑? Because a big one was too much in bed.
what con you say both at a funeral and during sex???
this whould be much better if you where alive
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop
Just because she weighed as much as two women...
Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
me: calls suicide hotline hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral.
How much women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading
