once i told a abortion joke and this woman was like ̈ive had abortion thats offensive ̈ and i was like ̈i just tell jokes i think what you do is much worse ̈
Why do orphans like boomerang so much
Because they come back.
yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much
*COUGHS ROUGHLY* OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH I CANT SEE IT BURNS HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP *Weakly* !
why can orphans travel so much?
they don't get homesick
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
Yo look they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine yay yay don't drink too much of it you might turn into a wine rabbit.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one but relise she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much
Ok, i found this off of an internet meme, this isnt original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: ok kid, i dont have much time, but obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It’s not so much of a dear Boy:...
Boy:get the hell out
my mom said I rely on my divices to much so i unpulged her life suport
Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more
Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas
Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
how much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
I hop on clash Royal I see Mega Knight I Cry Like If You hate the mega Knight from clash Royal because I Really really Hate it So much!
Why do orphans hate baseball so much. Because they can't run home
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔 Answer: a buck an ear. 🤣
