Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
My grandpa said “your generation relies to much on technology” I said “we will see abt that” and I unplugged his life support :)
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"
Girl: how much do you love me Me: count the stars in the sky Girl awww it’s infinite Me no just a waste of time
Did yk that you can die from laughing??? Well that’s why I laugh so much
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
I like school
Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
“Oh daddy,” the kid said. “I love you so much!” “Hey,” the man responded. “Until we get the DNA test results, I’m just Harry to you!”
Stephan Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills He just couldn’t figure out who
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.