Much jokes
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One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Memes
MY FACE REVEAL!!!!! THANK TO SO MUCH TO 20 FOLLOWERS LOL
My friend Amir didnβt have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
I love not much.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?