This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
A 9 year old year girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breath as she waits for the doctor to come. The doctor finally comes and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth
Why are orphans and banannas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
blonde 1: omg! yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian! blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT also blond 2: wait, how much is a Brazilian?
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much
so a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "for you? No charge!"
Why are there not that much phones in China? Because there’s too much wing and Wongs so they will wing the wong number
Why do orphans like milk so much? Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why is the sun lit. Because is has much solar
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes
Well if stephen hawking likes black holes so much why did he call security when i put my hole on his face
Q- How much does a skeleton weigh? A- a skeleTON
