Much Jokes

If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11 year old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city

-well that was a blow up

I know why stephen hawking loves transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll" Out.

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

Why do basketball players love cookies so much?

Because they can dunk them!!!!!!!

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are Humerus

Son asks dad “how much does marriage cost?”

Dad: “i don’t know son I’m still paying for it”

How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.

Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)

Roses are red Violets are fine Why is your life So much better then mine

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common. They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )