Movie jokes
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Memes
?????? funny
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.