Movie jokes
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"