Movie jokes
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."