Movie jokes

What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?

CAT!

Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!

Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!

Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.

Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?

Palpatine: Flew it.

Babe, it's over.

After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.

I meant the movie...

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

What lives on the forest floor?

Forest Gump.

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.

What happens when the terminator pees?

Gasoline descent.