Movie jokes
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Legally Blonde.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.