Movie jokes
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Memes
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.