Movie jokes
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.