Movie jokes

What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.

What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?

CAT!

Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!

Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!

Babe, it's over.

After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.

I meant the movie...

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

What lives on the forest floor?

Forest Gump.

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!

Spaceballs: The Comment.

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."