Movie jokes
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."