Movie jokes
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.