TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Movie Jokes
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
