Movie jokes

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both can't be found.

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?

My friend: What?

Me: The Suicide Squad.

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suicide Squad.

What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?

A black alien.

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"

Orphans: "Yea."

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?

They are both invisible.

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

What do you call vampire Matt Damon?

Bat Damon!