Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
