Movie jokes
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Memes
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!