Movie jokes
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."