Movie Jokes

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

I'm making a new movie, it's called "veggie tale's" My star actor is Stephen Hawking's

Your Friend: Bro I'm having a movie sleep over tonight. I've invited 17 people wanna come? You: Yeah but why so many people? Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers. You: Dude!!!!

What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie? The Creature from the Black Legume.

Sorry man but I got to say one thing you know when a bully in a movie walks you to you then they walk up to yiu and they smell you and say what are you doing

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend it was a good movie but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes through out the whole movie

I rate the atmosphere of Isreal a 10/7 real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

I work at a movie studio

Unfortunately the team I was working with was useless

The team:

u heard to the pixar movie up but have u heard of down down the 9/11 terrorist attack?

What do you call a movie about a orphan? The Bat Man.

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk? He didn't have a good counter act

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age. It was really heavy on me.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground. I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

What was Stephen Hawkings favourite movie ? Cabbage Patch Kids.

Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap

Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him Rachel said. Watch two martial arts movies , eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar. Jim replied with a shocked look, that's what I do after Mr tugman shakes my hand to long.