Movie jokes
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Here me out this would be a sad movie
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.