Movie jokes

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

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If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Meet the Family."

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?

Batman returns.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."

What does Godzilla eat for dinner?

The dinner.

What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

So cinema.

Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.

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