Movie jokes
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Here me out this would be a sad movie
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*