Movie

Movie jokes

Suicide

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

Slogan

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

Orphan

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Gnome

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

Die Hard

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

Cast

Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.

Chat

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

Jedi

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

Difference

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.