Movie jokes
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?