Movie jokes

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

Megamind.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

What does Godzilla eat for dinner?

The dinner.

What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

So cinema.

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

What film do orphans hate?

"Instant Family."