Movie jokes
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Megamind.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...