I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Movie Jokes
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
So cinema.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
