Movie jokes

Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.

Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?

A black alien.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTERD

New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.