Movie jokes
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Megamind.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Memes
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
So cinema.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.