I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? ๐"
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Megamind.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
Iโm going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I wonโt stand up and shut the door.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
