Movement jokes
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).