What do you call a protest that gets crowded
Human trafficking
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair
Take off the wheels
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
wanna hear a joke? woman's rights
This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs 🤣🤣 LOL
My name is Bishal Khan and I Khant walk
I want to run. I go Iran. Because I RAN not Iran because it’s a Iran joke about the country not the movement
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What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move so it's impossible for him to cross the road
What does BLM stand for?? Biden loves millennials
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
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Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired they can keep going with their feet?
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement
Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here
Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up
Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up
Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Doctor: * calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency
Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up
911 service: * hangs up*
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
