Movement jokes
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
What runs but never stops?
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
Pov me tryna dance:
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
BLM.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.