Movement jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was disabled.

Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.

Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.

What runs but never stops?

I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.

What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).

BLM.

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?

A Slowpoke.

What do you call a protest that gets crowded?

Human trafficking.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?

Take off the wheels!

A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.

Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.

Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

Wanna hear a joke?

Woman's rights.

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.