Movement jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was disabled.

Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.

Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.

What runs but never stops?

I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.

What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).

BLM.

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

What do you call a protest that gets crowded?

Human trafficking.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?

A Slowpoke.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?

Take off the wheels!

A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.

Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.

Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

Wanna hear a joke?

Woman's rights.

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.