Movement jokes
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Pov me tryna dance:
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.