Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
What runs but never stops?
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
Pov me tryna dance:
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
BLM.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.