Move jokes

Two pedophiles are on a beach.

One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

What is always moving but we never see it walk?

Time! Hahahaha!

Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.