Mortality jokes
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.