Mortality jokes
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Shit, I’m never gonna try to commit suicide again. I almost died!
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.