Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
I hope Death is a woman. That way it will never come for me.
someone dies
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Dead baby jokes never get old...
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
