I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
Yo mom so far that when she walk outside at 8am, it became Mid Night all over again.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
