Define abnormal life.
Waking up everyday living a sane life!
Define abnormal life.
Waking up everyday living a sane life!
Men wake up with a boner. Women wake up yawning. Coincidence?
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Wye did the orphan sleep outside... because he gets to wake up toe mother nature
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Why make a joke when i wake up and look at myelf?
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think damn better luck next time