Morning jokes
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.