Morning jokes

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have balls.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast?

IHOP.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

What is the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting up.