Mores jokes

Today is the day, time for more jokes!

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

Any more song suggestions?

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?

Are you interested in it?

More than two boot branches.

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.