Mores jokes

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?

Today is the day, time for more jokes!