Mores jokes

Today is the day, time for more jokes!

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.

"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.

Are you interested in it?

More than two boot branches.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.