DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel! Lancaster:*are you sure about that?* DB:huh? Lancaster:*I have 4 barrels!* DB:WHAT!? Penta Barrel:*I got 5!* DB:*insert becoming uncanny* Dual Hexagon shotgun:*I got 12!* the others:*HOW!?*
*and thats how an arguement started.*
Ads? More like bads.
I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more...
you say this to your friend damn your nuts are bigger then mine* thinks the wrong way* friend: i must order more nuts
I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer
Q: you now whats morbid at a storage sale A: they give you more bids
My gf told me i have to be more in touch with my feminine side. So i crashed the car
is it me or was 9/11 too plane i thought it would be more exciting
I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Why God did create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people, and less fun.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
I wanna take drowning lessons but I can't find more than session
Ok is this the new thing saying Gwen in your "joke" then people will comment and u can make more friends. If so then i really need to be saying Gwen more in my "jokes or chats".
what does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? he shoots more kids in them
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road."
