What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Mores Jokes
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...
Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Ads? More like bads.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
