Mores jokes

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Today is the day, time for more jokes!

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."

"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

Any more song suggestions?

A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)