Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Mores Jokes
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
