Mores jokes

Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

You fighting? More like you're dying!

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

Ads? More like bads.

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."