Mores jokes

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Like a work film, to take new in the center.

More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!

Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

You fighting? More like you're dying!

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."