Mores

Mores jokes

Prince

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Memes

Sex

Why did God create sex for marriage?

Because he wanted more people and less fun.

Cry

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

Shotgun

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

Side

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

Shotgun

DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

DB: huh?

Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

DB: WHAT!?

Penta Barrel: I got 5!

DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

The others: HOW!?

*and that's how an argument started.*

Orphan

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

Shooter

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

Grade

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

Orphan

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.