Mores jokes

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

The more you play with them, the harder they get.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

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If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

What is more used than plastic?

Hookers.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Why does America have more guns than people?

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.