Mores jokes
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Any more song suggestions?
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
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Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.