Morbidity jokes
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
The morbid jokes on this site.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.