Morbidity Jokes

What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.

Q: you now whats morbid at a storage sale A: they give you more bids

How do you get 50 babies into a car? You blend them.

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Why can’t you high five a Japanese person

Because Logan Paul left him hanging

What’s long yellow and doesn’t float

A school bus filled with children

Small People.

I will always rember my dads last words.. Oh wait i've never heard them

I asked my mother about her mom. She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where is that place. She didn't know. So I sent her to a better place.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how many you throw.

what does a husband of a woman do when he is horny.he goes on a buisness trip with 100 1 dollar bills

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR" and "I'm gay!"

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So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car. Lea looks at his puzzled then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?" Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..