Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
I will always rember my dads last words.. Oh wait i've never heard them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Small People.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man. and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I'll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humer, insults and morbid! All of you who don’t talk about the following go die!
