Morbidity

Morbidity jokes

World

Why did half of the world go to hell?

Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.

(You've been warned!)

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  • Homework

    The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

    Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

    Bitch

    Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.

    Spy

    What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

    They both see things they shouldn't.

    Bid

    Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?

    A: They give you more bids.

    Place

    I asked my mother about her mom.

    She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

    Word

    I will always remember my dad's last words...

    Oh wait, I've never heard them.

    Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how many you throw.

    Husband

    What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?

    He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.

    Man

    A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

    Grass

    Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...

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