What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me, they weren't after I shot them though.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend
a knife is like hallucinations both in your head
morbidity the story of my life in one joke
Q: Why is Morbid Jokes so cruel? A: Because they are!