So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car. Lea looks at his puzzled then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?" Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..
hey yesterday i played with my sister when i woke up she was gone
what did superman say to batman nothing bruce is dead
Actually doing homework
What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
