Morbidity jokes
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
The morbid jokes on this site.