Morbidity

Morbidity Jokes

the difference between dark jokes and morbid is

dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and

morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.

A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."

Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?

Yes , I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane

DON'T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

What’s the difference between dark humor & morbid humor?

Dark humor is ten kids in one container; Morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.

jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me

WHY TF WAS MY SHOOTING JOKE REMOVED? IT WAS FUNNY AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WEBSITE FOR MORBID HUMOR WTF I MEAN WORSTJOKESEVER.COM. COME ON......

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there's no speed bumps here...