My grief counsellor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
My grief counsellor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes , I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to KILL MYSELF I'd be a millionaire.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
WHY TF WAS MY SHOOTING JOKE REMOVED? IT WAS FUNNY AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WEBSITE FOR MORBID HUMOR WTF I MEAN WORSTJOKESEVER.COM. COME ON......
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
My aunt's star sign was cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab