Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes
My grief counsellor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
What's the difference between drugs and children? i don't sell drugs.
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See, morbid humour is just like water, not everyone gets it.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. not everyone gets it
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes , I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane
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I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to KILL MYSELF I'd be a millionaire.
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there's no speed bumps here...
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What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour
~babies in a blender 😌
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