Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I F--ked did.
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, 'Well I have good news and bad news.' The woman says, 'I'll hear the good news first please.' The doctor replies 'The good news is we're naming a disease after you!'
What's the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?
A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.