The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Patient: I'm starting to forget things Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? Patient: What condition?
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey Jim!"
how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.
My boss had the heart of a child:)
In a jar. On his desk
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
What Gets Louder As it Get's Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor
I walked in to the doctors surgery and and he said to me "pick a star sign any star sign" "I said Capricorn" He said "Nahh you got cancer"
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
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What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
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What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.
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So I was being robbed and this guy had the gun to my head to i told him he was holding it backwards.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage
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I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
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