Pedofiles are fucking immature assholes
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
What’s the only time you can do almost whatever you want
When you have a gun in you hand
I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression
A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn't know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.
Children should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
