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Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F---ing blue!
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
I like my couches like my I like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”
if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems will it be a Concentration Camp?
If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
Roses are red violets are violet My grandad died in 9/11 He was a good pilot
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you
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