Morbid jokes
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Ur dad is mad.
Your family.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Penis.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Tyler is cool.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"
You are the joke.
Gwen sucks!