Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
Fuck you, biiiiiitch!
Pinto?
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
Duck my sick.
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
O Dario tem namorada?
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
God.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
