Morbid jokes
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Anal, haha.
Jupiter
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
Hola.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
God.