There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Bullets.
My wiener's small.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
my grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS
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Eat my butt.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Your joke: you.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
hey Gwen
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
anal haha
