Morbid jokes
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
Ur mum gay, lul.
Bored.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
Poo.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.