Morbid jokes
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
Ur mum gay, lul.
Bored.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"
Poo.
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.