Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
Poo.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Dfhbbfd.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
Hola.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
Tate
Monky.
