When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Hola.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
Tate
Monky.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
fuck you biiiiiitch
Pinto?
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
What Do You Call A Three Humped Camel? Pregnant
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
