Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

Cat

What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?

It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.

Difference

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

Lawyer

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

Baby

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a rock.

Friend

My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

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  • Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

    It depends how many bullets you have.

    9/11

    Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

    Cow

    Why did the cow cross the road?

    To get to the “utter” side.

    Miscarriage

    What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

    Her miscarriage.