Morbid jokes
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
Incest is wincest.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
FUCK OFF GULLER!
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
pussi
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?