Morbid jokes
Deeeeeertt.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Your mother.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
I'm Gay.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Tilted Towers is gone.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
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