Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

It depends how many bullets you have.

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  • 9/11

    Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

    Cow

    Why did the cow cross the road?

    To get to the “utter” side.

    Miscarriage

    What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

    Her miscarriage.

    Goat

    Goats are like mushrooms.

    If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.

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  • Friend

    My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

    Channel

    This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA

    Pussy

    What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?

    Putting the diaper back on.

    Nursery Rhyme

    Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.