fuck you biiiiiitch

beau is gay

i needed a test on if i’m pregnat then the doc said take your pants down then he put his penis in my vagina and said now you are pregnat

What is dumb yo mama you dumb stupid idiot

ur mome gei

come on guys PLEEEEASE lets [play roblod my name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx

Poopies in my undies

well i dont have a joke but…i have a poem my dick is red your pussy is blue i…lied to you

What Do You Call A Three Humped Camel? Pregnant

What’s the difference between a club and a bar?

I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.

My penis is on fire

Jack and Jill went up the hill, they turned to drunks and have no will, Jill said to Jack your love reveal, then think of building me a still.

Jack and Jill went up the hill both had Bacardi rum, when Jill’s was gone she wanted Jacks that’s why she took it from him

My son always said he wanted to skydive so we went on a plane and mid flight we have to jump out the only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona

ok so basically im monky.

jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke

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Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could wack off Jack, Jill yelled out Jack, where is your sack? Said I’m not Jack I’m your friend Nancy

hg is cool

Q: why did billy drop his ice cream cone A: he as turrets