Morbid jokes
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
Feminism.
Ammon died.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
I'm in school shooting. #USA
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.