You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
Morbid Jokes
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
