Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for it being black.

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

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    • A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."

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    • I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

    What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

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    • I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.

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    • What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?

    "I'd like to Kahoot up this school."

    I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.

    I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!

    "Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."

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    • If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

    European.

    What are you on your way to the bathroom?

    Russian.

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    • Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.

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    • Dad: I'm dying.

    Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].

    Dad: Really, now is not the time.

    Son: I'm sorry.

    Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)