Morbid jokes

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.

I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."

What do you call black people in pool?

Coco Pops.

How did Princess Diana cross the road?

Through the windshield!

Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.

I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.

Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

A black man entered a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says, "That looks exotic, where’d you get it?"

"Africa," the parrot responded.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."

I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.

My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.

Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black.

Cleveland Browns

What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

What pool never runs dry?

The one on the Titanic.