Morbid jokes
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
No, you!
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Tilted Towers is gone.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?