Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!

Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?

In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.

What's the difference between Andy and acne?

Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.

Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?

To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.

What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.

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  • So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.

    This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA