Morbid jokes
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
No, you!
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Tilted Towers is gone.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.