More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Morbid Jokes
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
