One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I got detention one day, I don’t know why I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it access the road
It got stuck in a crack
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? is it just because i'm the only one with the bomb?
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What should i write a joke about? Name the subject, and i’ll make a joke about it.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Knock knock who there joe mama
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
what happens when you put a baby in a blender
The baby is a cherry smoothie
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade
Whats the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann? They are both full of seamen and a the bottom of the sea
