Why couldnβt the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why couldnβt the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and Iβll make a joke about it.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.