Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.

What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...

It was impossible to put down.

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    • Two guys are captured by native Chinese. They give them two choices: 1. Death. 2. 他妈的

    The first guy: What's 他妈的?

    The Chinese: Fucking.

    The first guy chooses death.

    Second guy to himself: Well, I'll let these sick fucks fuck me. At least I'll be alive...

    The Chinese: Come on, we don't have all day.

    Second guy: I choose 他妈的.

    The Chinese: Ok, 他妈的 to the death!

    What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?

    A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face

    Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.