Mood jokes
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
My two moods are โI canโt believe I get to be a personโ and โI canโt believe I have to be a person.โ
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo๐ท๐บ."
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldnโt read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasnโt laughing at the jokes.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: Thatโs as close as they can get to dye.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.