therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?
satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol”
therapist: that's not so bad
satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall
an emo tried to give me a high five... I left him hanging
A DEPRESSED GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS "CAN I GET SHOT".THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "YOU MEAN CAN YOU GET A SHOT RIGHT?THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "WELL..........WHAT DRINK WOULD YOU LIKE?THE DEPRESSED THEN RESPONDS WITH A "NO I REALLY WANT TO GET SHOT.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment emo🇷🇺
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
--> I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
--> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
--> and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
-->and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?
