What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
At every funeral, it's a try-not-to-say-"big mood"-challenge for me.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!