Mood jokes

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?

LIFE.

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

At every funeral, it's a try-not-to-say-"big mood"-challenge for me.

To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

Being sad is my only happiness.

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.

Q: What do you call a cranky cow?

A: Moooooooody.

I love stairs. They always bring me up.

What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.

I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.

Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.