Mood

Mood jokes

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

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  • I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.

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  • I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.

    Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.

    You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.