Mood jokes

I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.

Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

What does a cat say when it's angry?

- Stop stressing meowt!

I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.

Why?

So it would cut itself.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.