Newest Monster Jokes - Page 2

yo mama so fat wen she steppid on a monster truck she turned i into a lowrider

Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. 🤣

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.

your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you. nothing

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

Monster: “ I will devour your family. “ Orphan: “ oh. “

Dad: no Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.

why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her

what sank titanic? GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?

Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it

Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow

I am like cookie monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster

What is a monsters favorite pace to swim?

Lake Erie!

alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already

a man came up to a girl a bout to jump off a cliff the man said why she then replies their are many monster in this world and i am one of them.

Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin' us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn't always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. *imaginary mother and brother fade away* thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.